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Hawaii does it right. You show up and break quarantine you are getting a ticket and maybe arrested. Hotels give single pass keys – you can open your room door once, then it stops working. Leave and want to get back in your room? Trip to the front desk so they can report you. Fly in, say your hotel is to the West of the airport but you drive East? Post Instagram selfies of you on the beach? They are watching and will bust you. Show up and don’t have a local address/14 day hotel reservation? They have people who will happily help you fly back to Official I’ve Been Social Distancing Since The 80s Shirt the mainland on the next flight.

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That deal with the room key is awesome and you should absolutely implement it immediately. I was talking to the owner of a bar in Queens who was saying a friend of his went to HI when NY was on the forbidden zone list. Says he spent a night in jail and got hit with a $10,000 fine or something. I was like, shit, Hawaii is hardcore. LOVE THIS! This is exactly how it should be done. My husband and I had booked a Hawaii vacation for the end of April months before COVID hit. We kept the reservation in place because it was early days and hoped we would get the virus under control quickly enough to Official I’ve Been Social Distancing Since The 80s Shirt goes on our trip.

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Obviously that didn’t work and we canceled (before the mandatory quarantine restrictions were in place). I can’t imagine anyone having the entitled selfishness to go through with a fucking vacation right now. Fuck those people. They deserve what they’re getting. I wish my state would enact similar retribution. Id hates to be the front desk agent having to call the police but I think it is amazing. F those ppl who give no fucks for others around them. Especially a state they don’t live in- you just come here to Official I’ve Been Social Distancing Since The 80s Shirt infect locals? Nah- spend the night in jail and go home. See ya never.

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