His base will agree with everything Cool Chord Shut Your Shirt just to save face. His laced bills end up as nothing more than cheap thrills. His mate has sealed out fate. But it’s everything that they will take. Lie, hate, and greed. These are his American Dreams. While our culture boils, he’s going on TV and plays his hand like he’s royal. A fly in his hair, the man is a robot; he doesn’t even care. Let it be an omen, 4 more years of trolling. It’s just cancer and heart disease that kills. Look, I love cigarettes. But they absolutely can kill. They have. Stats don’t lie. Unless they do. But here they do not.
Cool Chord Shut Your Shirt, Tank top, V-neck, Sweatshirt, And Hoodie
In the coming weeks, Americans are going to be treated with the worst kind of Washington-speak regarding the tobacco legislation currently being considered by the Cool Chord Shut Your Shirts Congress and Attorney Generals from forty different states. We will hear about the scourge of tobacco and the resultant premature deaths. We will hear about how this phalanx of government elates has suddenly grown a conscience after decades of subsidizing the product which, we are now told, “kills millions of Americans each year”. Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.
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KB (verified owner) –
I really like this t-shirt. It’s cute and I got a lot of compliments. The only thing I do not like is that the shirt is a little see through. if it weren’t see-through I would have given it five stars
rknihay (verified owner) –
This shirt isn’t for me but im used to buying 2x shirts and it definitely looks like a 2x. I bought it as a christmas gift for a VERY religious but CRAZY aunt that I have that will preach to you then curse you flat out lol. I hope she loves it. The color is bomb and you can dress this up or down. You can put this with some leopard pants and some black boots or leopard ankle boots or with some brown or black pants and clear heels with a black bottom and a nice black jacket, accessorize and still be jazzy.
D.S. (verified owner) –
Size chart for the black long sleeve shirt is WRONG! It is not 48” around the chest for the size small. I’m petite, 140lbs, 36D. I figured 8 extra inches around the chest is plenty roomy & ordered size small. Nope. It fit snug around my 40” bust- not what I wanted. I suspect after a wash, it will cling snugly to the rest of me. If you get the long sleeve black one, I suggest you order larger than the size chart says. I think a medium would fit me better.
Joanna (verified owner) –
I have quite a collection of “witty” tees, and this one is one of my favourites. The tee fits as expected, is nice and soft, washes and dries well (turned inside out, cold wash, low dry). I washed/dried it several times, and the print seems to be ok for now. I don’t really expect it to last forever but, for the time being, it’s holding well and generates giggles from my friends and complete strangers alike. I love this witty shirt, and the fact that during this stinkin’ “pandemic” it makes people smile, even if just for a moment.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
I found the shirt to be in great condition, amazing print with no smudges and vibrant color! But the only thing I didn’t expect is how thin it was. I’m buying this in January, knowing it will be chilly this time of year of was looking for a thick version of this shirt. But it’s not like it’s in bad condition, or sent a wrong time, it’s just very thin. Something you would wear at about 80 or 90 degrees thin. But all in all, amazing product! Will buy again!